Play Ball!
I'm sure most of you by now have seen the news story involving the lesbians at Safeco Field in Seattle.
The two women were on a date catching the game when they decided it was a good time to express their affection in the stands down the third base line. A fan attending the game with her kids complained and an usher informed the women that they would need to leave or stop trying to round the bases in their own little pda way.
The woman who lodged the complaint said she just didn't want to explain to her kids why two women were kissing and groping. And I say: fair enough.
It's not up to us when someone does or does not explain to their children about the birds and the bees or the bees and the bees. Would she have complained had it been a heterosexual couple? We'll never know. That's what the whole world seems to be saying, but I would've said something and then had a love in with the back of my hand until it stopped a la fifth grade practice kissing.
PDA's are horrifically obnoxious. It's not a gay thing. It's not a straight thing. It's a I don't care about any of you out there thing. It was a damn date. They weren't holding hands because they'd been a couple for twenty years. They were groping at a baseball game.
Grow up and get a room already.
The two women were on a date catching the game when they decided it was a good time to express their affection in the stands down the third base line. A fan attending the game with her kids complained and an usher informed the women that they would need to leave or stop trying to round the bases in their own little pda way.
The woman who lodged the complaint said she just didn't want to explain to her kids why two women were kissing and groping. And I say: fair enough.
It's not up to us when someone does or does not explain to their children about the birds and the bees or the bees and the bees. Would she have complained had it been a heterosexual couple? We'll never know. That's what the whole world seems to be saying, but I would've said something and then had a love in with the back of my hand until it stopped a la fifth grade practice kissing.
PDA's are horrifically obnoxious. It's not a gay thing. It's not a straight thing. It's a I don't care about any of you out there thing. It was a damn date. They weren't holding hands because they'd been a couple for twenty years. They were groping at a baseball game.
Grow up and get a room already.
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