Interview with the AFA (Afraid Family Association)
Me: Thank you for this opportunity.
Charles "Love your brother just not in that way" Wright: Well, we love the sinner.
Me: Yes, of course. If Jesus were here, what would he think of all this fuss about gays?
Charles "Lybjnitw" Wright: He would certainly join us in our fight against McDonald's and others who so fervently support this homosexual agenda.
Me: Just for clarification, please explain to us what exactly is a homosexual's agenda?
Charles "Lybjnitw" Wright: Well, to destroy families as we know it.
Me: How's that exactly?
Charles: God didn't make Adam & Steve.
Me: He didn't?
Charles: Of course not. Homosexuality is a lifestyle like being a surfer dude.
Me: Being gay is like being a surfer dude?
Charles: Yes, without the water.
Me: And surfer dudes are bad for the family?
Charles: Surfer dudes are the worst. It's not a lifestyle I would choose.
Me: Oh. So you could be a surfer dude, you just choose not to be?
Charles: Yes, that's right. But now that I think of it, maybe you're born to surf and besides I really don't much care for the public restrooms at the beach.
Me: Yes, you never know what straight man may be lurking. Maybe there should be a don't ask, don't tell policy for surfer dudes.
Charles: The Afraid Family Association would be proud to sponsor a boycott of all Coppertone products and Turtle wax.
Me: Turtle wax?
Charles: Don't those surfer dudes lube down their boards?
Me: I don't know.
Charles: All those well tanned, buff, speedo wearing men - all oiled up, muscles rippling, their golden manes flowing like Samson down to their shoulders. (long pause)
Me: Are you okay? Do we need to stop?
Charles: I could use some water is all. You know children shouldn't be exposed to such depravity. Marriages will decline, churches will empty and chaos will rule if surfer dudes are allowed equal rights under the law.
Me: Charles, surfer dudes are allowed equal rights under the law.
Charles: We'll just see about that. The AFA will have every God fearing American write and call their senators. We'll put an end to this decadence.
Me: What about the homosexual agenda?
Charles: Oh for Chrissake, just eat at Burger King.
(dial tone)
Oh this is very, very clever, Sue.
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Thankfully their attention is now on the morally bankrupt surfer dudes, right?
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